SLA BORG
SLA BORG
SLA Borg (pronounced Sler Berg) is an alternate perspective of the role-playing game SLA Industries, as seen by a group of drunken morons who think they’re an Operative squad. Just go with it; we know it’s odd.
“No it’s not, you idiot. It’s pronounced Slay Borg.”
The RPG is an A5 book with loads of pages and characters and adventures and rules and stuff. Like all our SLA stuff, it's written by our in-house team, including the original (from the 1990s) creators of SLA Industries. If you're hoping for a conversion of SLA Industries with simplified MÖRK BORG rules, this ain't it. This is much, much worse than that...
We hope you like kebabs!
SLA Industries is an award-winning science-fiction horror roleplaying game with a splatterpunk feel. Originally released in 1993, it was recently updated to a second edition. In that game, you play Operatives working for the eponymous company SLA Industries, dealing with all problems that arise, like a carnivorous pig in the sewers, rival company terrorists kicking off, assorted Downtown cults summoning abhorences and reality itself crumbling at the edges, all while trying to pay your bills and garner a little bit of fame and fortune on the way.
For more info on the ENnie award-winning SLA Industries RPG setting, check this out!
More about SLA BORG:
Operatives are the creme de la creme, with sponsorship, TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately, in SLA BORG, this isn't you. Instead, you're idiots that believe, because of the aforementioned crumbling reality, that you are working as Operatives, whilst instead being morons that sniff marker pens, take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions, eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebrate...simple!
SLA BORG uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad The Broken Biscuits. As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.
It's a gonzo look at our award-winning roleplaying game and we would like to apologise in advance for what we've done. Oops.
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GM Screen & Eight Page Derek
Eight Page Derek is an introduction to the Mörk Borg compatible world of SLA BORG. Why did we call it called Eight Page Derek? Because it has eight pages and it’s largely about Derek. Duh. That's why. The product contains a six-page quick start adventure, a page of GM notes, and a lovely picture.
Also included is a stunning GM screen, perfect for making your table look wicked and helping the GM stay organised during gameplay.